It’s kind of fucked up that I have to keep it a secret from my parents that I’m applying to coffee shop jobs…
this is what our tax dollars pay for
Fake Pockets: A How To
knuckle tats say FOUC AULT
knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST
I puked in my mouth a little
“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
I remember this vividly as the biggest news story of the summer of ‘07
— La Florista [and detail], by Ana Teresa Barboza.
I can’t tell which one has inspired more excitement: Thanksgivukkah 2013 or today’s 420 Easter?
Jews: Awwww yeah more food!
Christians: Awwww yeah more weed!